Where's Your Mother? 
Family Jokes
Submitted by outward

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. "Where's your mother?" I asked.

"She is upstairs, said she was going to take a shower. Hang on, let me check."

He stepped into the …

Mr Right

A close friend confided in me that she had finally found Mr. Right...

Later she confessed she did not realize that she had found Mr. Always Right! 

YOU SOUND LIKE MY EX

After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time …