After six long years, Bubba Smith

graduates from Georgia Tech with a

degree in Textile Engineering. He soon

finds a CEO position in a textile plant in

Lindale, GA near his home town of

Booger Hollow.

Bubba takes over at a struggling

company and decides to get rid of all ...

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and ...

"If a problem can be solved, there is no need to worry about it. If a problem can't be solved, there is no use to worry about it."

- Shantideva -

Preparing for a yard sale at our house, my wife and I decided to put out a mirror we'd received as a wedding gift. Because of its garish aqua colored metal frame we just couldn't find a room in our house where it looked good. 

Shortly after ...

I was checking out at the busy super market, and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a handful of coins. When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22.

Trying to soothe her nerves, I said ...

A heart surgeon came to a mechanic to repair his car. The mechanic had a look at the car's engine, opened a valve and fixed it. 

The mechanic said, "I repaired the engine which is the heart of the car. You also operate on the hearts of humans ...

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak…

Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.

- Winston Churchill -

While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"

His response was, "My mother can."

The teacher replied, "Really?"

The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me ...

The drunk defendant appears yet again before the tired judge. They both look at each other.

The judge speaks first, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years."

The defendant interrupts the judge, "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"

"Yes, Theo, what is it?" asked the teacher.

"I don’t wan to alarm you, Miss Davis, but my dad said if I don't get better grades, someone was going to be in big trouble."