How do you play Iraqi bingo?.......... B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2...F-18
What is Iraq's national bird?.......... Duck.
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?........They
both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?.............. So …
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to …
View MoreAfter being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right.................
"You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt …
A sweet grandmother telephoned Bay Medical Center. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice …
Randy, the painter, often thinned his paint to make it go further. The Baptist Church decided to restore its biggest building. Randy put in a low bid and got the job. He bought the paint, and, yes, thinned it with turpentine. Well, Randy was painting away, the job nearly completed, when …
View MoreA man was dating a girl named Lorain. She was nice but a new girl moved into town who was named Clearly and she was clearly better than Lorain. Then Lorain moved to another town and the man went to his friend and said:
"I can see Clearly …
View MoreA man went to a pet store to get a fish. He noticed a strange, colored fish and asked the owner what the fish was called. “That’s a parrot fish,” said the owner. “It sings like a bird.” The man looked doubtful so the owner told him …
View MoreJennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress …
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Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE
Two opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner.
One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For …
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her pastor to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.
She told her pastor she had two final requests …