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Feb. 21, 2017

Randy the painter

Randy, the painter, often thinned his paint to make it go further. The Baptist Church decided to restore its biggest building. Randy put in a low bid and got the job. He bought the paint, and, yes, thinned it with turpentine. Well, Randy was painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a clap of thunder. The sky opened, and the rain poured down. It washed the thinned paint off the church. Randy fell from the scaffold, landing among the gravestones. He was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty. Randy raised his voice to the heavens, crying, "Oh, God, forgive me; what should I do?" And from above, a mighty voice roared: “Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

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Feb. 21, 2017

Clearly & Lorain

A man was dating a girl named Lorain.  She was nice but a new girl moved into town who was named Clearly and she was clearly better than Lorain.  Then Lorain moved to another town and the man went to his friend and said:

"I can see Clearly now Lorain is gone."

 

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Feb. 21, 2017

Talking Fish

A man went to a pet store to get a fish.  He noticed a strange, colored fish and asked the owner what the fish was called. “That’s a parrot fish,” said the owner. “It sings like a bird.” The man looked doubtful so the owner told him he could bring the fish back if he wasn’t satisfied. A week later the man returned to the store to return the fish saying “You were right. The fish can sing. But, he’s horribly off key, and it is just too difficult to tuna fish.”

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Feb. 17, 2017

PERFECT DRESS

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Her parents divorced, but that never stopped her from wanting to get married. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear. A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother. Jennifer asked her stepmother to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner, the night before the wedding."

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Feb. 16, 2017

GKN AEROSPACE OPENNING PLANT IN BAY COUNTY

WEST BAY, Fla. - A world leader in aerospace manufacturing will soon set up shop right here in Bay County. the company, GKN, along with the Bay Economic Development Alliance and the St. Joe Company made the big announcement Tuesday.
 
The Bay EDA said they've been working to get GKN to Bay County for more than a year and a half and they've been patiently waiting for the day they could tell the community what's to come.
 
The company will bring 170 jobs with an average salary of about $75,000 and are investing $50 million in our community.
 
"GKN is one of the largest aerospace manufacturing companies in the world," said Becca Hardin, Bay EDA President.
 
GKN chose Bay County to house their next facility and the walls of that 130,000  square foot facility are already going up.
 
The St. Joe Company will lease the building to GKN at their Venture Crossings Enterprise Centre near Northwest Florida Beaches International in West Bay.
 
"Right now, we're really focused on helping them get the workforce in place and getting the project teams so that we can finish the construction and they can hit the ground running very quickly," said Hardin.
 
Hardin said their big sell for this company was that they are able to answer the workforce question with help their partners like Haney Technical Center and both colleges.
 
"We were able to show them that we could put mechanisms in place to train their people, to create a pipeline of workforce for a long time to come," said Hardin.
 
GKN officials have not said what type of manufacturing will take place here in Bay County, but the company specializes in additive manufacturing, which is essentially 3D printing of aircraft parts.
 
"We'll reap benefits from this project for many, many years to come," said Hardin.
 
"With the Eastern Shipbuilding contract and now GKN, hopefully this is the start of many great things in the future for manufacturing in Bay County," added Philip "Griff" Griffitts, Bay County Commissioner.
 

 

Hardin said the Bay EDA is already talking with GKN about subsequent phases that could bring even more opportunity to Bay County.
Feb. 16, 2017

SPORTS IS BIG BUSINESS IN PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL

PANAMA CITY BEACH — Sports is big business in Panama City Beach — and growing.

Representatives from local businesses and sports event holders got an update on the industry during a workshop Wednesday sponsored by the Bay County Tourist Development Council.

The workshop, in its ninth year, was created as a way to bring together local businesses and event holders. In its first year, seven event holders met with 15 people in the boardroom at the TDC. Now, the workshop is host to about 35 event holders — ranging from Ironman and several sports travel leagues to Thunder Beach and the Emerald Coast Boat & Lifestyle Show — drawing more than 200 people in the business community to the Edgewater Conference Center in Panama City Beach.

"The business over that time has grown to an over $100 million economic impact," said Richard Sanders, vice president of sports and events for the Tourist Development Council (TDC), during an educational session before the networking event.

And people — and players — are noticing. Panama City Beach in December was named a 2017 Top Sports Vacation Spot by SportsEvents Media Group in a contest that sought family-friendly sports destinations.

Chris O'Brien, director of sports and special events, said 86 events in Panama City Beach in 2016 brought in a combined 95,000 visitors and 150,000 room nights with an economic impact of $75 million. The city collected $375 million in lodging revenue and $18.7 million in tourism tax while having a 95 percent occupancy rate in July and 41 percent in January, with visitors spending $1.5 billion locally.

"That's pretty good for 52 weeks," O'Brien said.

Beach and tourism officials expect the sports business to grow, especially with the addition of a new sports park on the east end of the Beach. Design plans for the new 210-acre, 13-field sports park are about 95 percent complete, and the TDC expects construction to begin this spring. The TDC also announced the name of the road leading into the park as Chip Seal Parkway, after Panama City Beach Convention Visitors Bureau group sales manager Chip Seal, who died in January.

 

The TDC plans to promote the sports park with a focus on lacrosse, soccer and football, and says there already has been interest from national organizations capable of attracting large-scale events.

 

 

Feb. 16, 2017

PRAY FOR LEADERS

 
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Dear Beachside Family and Friends, 


When Barack Obama was our president, I prayed for him. I prayed that the eyes of his understanding would be enlightened, and that he would embrace Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. I prayed that he would lead our nation in Godly ways consistent with the Bible, and that he would acknowledge our Judeo – Christian heritage. I pray in the same way for our current president Donald Trump. I fervently desire that he would understand what it means to be born – again, and lead our nation in paths of righteousness.


I have prayed for all Presidents, current and past, because I am a Christian. Christians are instructed by Paul in 1 Timothy 2:1-2 "I urge you, first of all, to pray for all people. Ask God to help them; intercede on their behalf, and give thanks for them. Pray this way for kings and all who are in authority so that we can live peaceful and quiet lives marked by godliness and dignity." President Obama did many things that I believe violated the scripture, but I still prayed for him. President Trump is not a perfect man, but I still pray for him. As I see the ongoing efforts to undermine and destroy the Trump administration, I am saddened by the lack of knowledge that exists among some of our citizens. 


This ignorance appears on several fronts. A lack of knowledge exists about the foundations of our Nation and our Constitution. There is also a profound lack of understanding of our Judeo-Christian heritage, and the fact that our Constitution was based on the law of Scripture. It is true that the Constitution does not mention God, but it was written by men who acknowledged the authority of the Bible. James Madison, author of the Bill of Rights, said that he discovered the plan for our three branches of government in Isaiah 33:22 "For the Lord is our judge, (Judicial) the Lord is our lawgiver,(Legislative) the Lord is our king; (Executive) he will save us." Our founding document, the Constitution, was intended by the writers to endure and be interpreted exactly as written more than 200 years ago, unless otherwise amended by a vote of two-thirds of the states. 


There are those amongst us who have chosen to ignore the parts of the Bible they do not like, and there are those among us who choose to ignore the parts of the Constitution they do not like. In fact, the two are inextricably connected. Those who deny the authority of the Bible as written deny the authority of the Constitution as written. The result is chaos in our culture and a Constitutional Crisis in our government. 


Recent judicial decisions staying the implementation of the lawful Executive Orders of our current President show a willful disregard of laws passed by Congress.  Laws which are fully supported by the Constitution. When unelected judges overrule both the Executive and Legislative branches, they should do so based solely on law, not their policy opinions and social agenda. Blocking the power of the President to regulate our borders makes us less safe, and promotes a progressive cultural agenda inconsistent with both the Bible and the Constitution. I pray that judges on the Federal Bench will turn from their own opinions and follow the Constitution. If not, i pray for their retirement, removal, and replacement. The assault of the judiciary upon our culture must be stopped. 


Lest you think I am against refugees, immigrants or immigration, I assure you I am not. I fully recognize the value of immigrants who come legally to this nation in order to work and provide a better life for themselves and their families, but their value to our nation is not in the ability to work. It is found in the desire of these individuals to be assimilated into our Judeo-Christian culture and become Americans. If they want to retain their own system of laws and hold onto cultural norms that are violations of the Constitution and our system of laws, they should not be allowed to come here. Those who come are not required to become Christians, but they are required to understand that American culture is founded upon the Supremacy of our Constitution, which is based upon the law of Scripture. 


Moses addressed a similar situation in Israel this way:  "You are to have the same law for the foreigner and the native-born. I am the Lord your God." (Numbers 24:22) Those who lived in Israel were required to obey the law of Israel. If they did not, they received the penalty for disobedience. There was no choice given  foreigners in Israel to retain their own laws and customs. They simply had to accept Israel's laws and culture. When Israel entered the promised land, the leadership forgot this commandment of God, and began to allow foreigners in their midst to retain their own culture. God warned Israel “But if you turn away and ally yourselves with the survivors of these nations that remain among you and if you intermarry with them and associate with them, then you may be sure that the Lord your God will no longer drive out these nations before you. Instead, they will become snares and traps for you, whips on your backs and thorns in your eyes, until you perish from this good land, which the Lord your God has given you." (Joshua 23:12-13)


The Government of Israel's failure to insist that strangers in their midst embrace their culture and follow their laws resulted in the destruction of their nation. Israeli culture was polluted by those who did not embrace the laws of God, and instead followed after other gods. They embraced diversity over dedication to the written Word of God. Just as in America today, there were those in Israel who cried out for compassion, acceptance, and tolerance of other cultures. The result of not insisting that foreigners in their midst embrace the cultural values and laws of Israel was not positive: it resulted in the failure and defeat of the nation. 


In order for America to survive, we must pray for our leaders, and vigorously hold them to the standards of our laws and Constitution. We cannot allow unfettered illegal immigration into our nation. We cannot accept refugees who do not wish to become wholly American. This nation was founded by those who saw Judeo-Christian values as a light to the world, resulting in a unique and special American culture. A culture based upon the rule of Constitutional Law that prospers its' citizens. God grant that we keep the flame of American Culture burning brightly, and God bless America!


Pastor Ramon

 

Feb. 14, 2017

A Smart Tip

A Smart Tip 
Business Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

Two opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner.

One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."

"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip a nickel and ask them to vote for you."

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Feb. 14, 2017

Final Arrangements

A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her pastor to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.

She told her pastor she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdale's.

"Bloomingdale's!" the pastor said. "Why Bloomingdale's?"

"That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week."

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Feb. 14, 2017

White House Stats

In honor of Presidents’ Day (February 20), here are some fun facts about the White House: 
  • It features 132 rooms, 35 bathrooms, and six floors. 
  • Close to 575 gallons of paint are needed to cover its outside surface.
  • The White House was formerly known as the President’s Palace, the President’s House, and the Executive Mansion. President Theodore Roosevelt gave the White House its name in 1901.
  • President Jimmy Carter installed the first computer and laser printer. The Internet made its debut under President George H.W. Bush in 1992.
  • Living at the White House comes with a cost. At month’s end, the President receives a bill for the family’s food and incidental expenses (e.g., dry cleaning).
  • Irish-born architect James Hoban designed the White House. Hoban based it on Leinster House, a stone residence in Dublin.
As always, it is a pleasure to stay in touch. I hope you enjoyed this trivia.

Sincerely,

 
Jackie A. Fowler
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