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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...............But I fish on Fridays.
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.
At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter. Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.
"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."
"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"
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| Millennials are behind one of the industry’s up-and-coming trends: wellness-minded design. This trend is the result of growing demand for healthier living environments. Wellness-minded spaces do more than promote energy efficiency – they also improve quality of life. Offices are a testing ground for many wellness features. For example, companies are offering open-desk environments, adaptive & multi-purpose furniture, and quiet rooms that feature natural light and greenery. As for a home, wellness features include cutting-edge systems that circulate probiotics in the air, disperse homeopathic scents, and purify drinking water. It will be exciting to witness wellness-related innovations in the coming years. Ensuring homeowners are happy and healthy is a worthwhile objective. Sincerely, |
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Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away.
"Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer," said his mother.
"I don't need to," the boy replied.
"Of course, you do," his mother insisted through gritted teeth. "We always say a prayer before eating at our house."
"That's at our house," Mikey explained. "But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook."
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TripAdvisor released a lineup of the top beaches in the country giving Panama City Beach the number five spot on the list.
"We're known as the world's most beautiful beaches for a reason," said Dan Rowe, Executive Director for the Bay County Tourist Development Council.
Beaches on the list are selected based on review submitted by tourists.
"It's a testament to what a great destination we have," said Rowe.
With Pier Park nearby providing options for shopping and dining, some may say the beach is a preferred destination.