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Feb. 15, 2018

Happiness

The Tip of The Day from Happiness

Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it. But if you set your mind on other things, it might just come and sit gently on your shoulder.

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Feb. 15, 2018

The Right One

The Right One 
Misc Jokes
 

Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?"

John replies, "I haven't found the right woman yet."

"So what are you looking for?"

"Oh, she's got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She's got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality, and money. She's got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn't hurt either."

"A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!" says George.

"Oh, it's okay, if she is crazy."

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Feb. 15, 2018

Good Math

Good In Math
Kid Jokes

Mom: Son, you’re good in math. Now I’m going to ask you a question. 

Son: Okay, mom.

Mom: Your dad gives you 3 apples. Then I give you 4 apples. What’s your answer?

Son: Thank you very much?!?!? 

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Feb. 15, 2018

Code Breaker

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February 15, 2018
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Dear Beachside Family and Friends,

 

During World War II, our nation faced determined and ruthless foes. Among these was the Empire of Japan, whose naval, air, and ground forces were efficient and focused killing machines. They subdued and enslaved millions, and on December 7, 1941, launched an attack without a declaration of war against our forces in Hawaii and elsewhere in the Pacific. These unprovoked attacks were successful, cost the lives of thousands of servicemen and civilians, and shocked our nation.

 

History records that the United States of America rose to the challenge and defeated not only Japan but the other axis powers as well. Our Armed Forces were highly trained and well-equipped to carry out their mission, but they faced determined enemies. Japanese soldiers, sailors, and airmen considered their emperor to be a God. Their obedience to and worship of him and his subordinates was absolute, leading them to willingly sacrifice their lives for the cause they believed in.

 

Although our nation suffered early defeat, it held an advantage over the Japanese that had nothing to do with force of arms. Our cryptographers had broken the Japanese naval code, and our leaders knew the enemy's moves before they were executed. The secrets of the Japanese war plans were exposed, and permitted our military commanders to act accordingly. This secret information was invaluable, and a major contributor to the defeat of the Empire of Japan.

 

As Christians, we also face a determined and ruthless enemy. His name is Satan, and he knows everything about human beings. His knowledge allows him to manipulate and exploit anyone who is not properly equipped with  a relationship with God. The Bible tells us in John 10:10 that he is the thief that comes to "steal, kill, and destroy." Since Adam and Eve surrendered to him in the garden, countless millions of people have experienced sickness, poverty, and death at his hand. Satan thrives on misery, bondage, and defeat. 

 

God's word tells us of weapons that are available to us all in order to disarm and walk in victory over our enemy. These weapons are available to all human beings, but cannot be accessed in the natural realm. The Bible says "The person without the Spirit doesn’t accept the things that come from the Spirit of God. These things are foolish to them. They can’t understand them. In fact, such things can’t be understood without the Spirit’s help."

(1 Corinthians 2:14) We need information from the Holy Spirit in order to experience victory over Satan's attacks and expose his future plans. It is necessary to access information that is hidden from the world, but available to us. Like our nation in World War II, hidden and secret weapons and information are at our disposal today. 1 Corinthians 2:10 tells us "But it was to us that God revealed these things by his Spirit. For his Spirit searches out everything and shows us God’s deep secrets."

 

Since God knows everything, He is completely aware of what Satan is planning. If we are born again and choose to be guided by the Holy Spirit, He will reveal to us in advance the devices and wiles of the devil. Paul's relationship with the Spirit of God enabled him to be fully informed about the devil's purposes. He wrote "I did this so that Satan would not win anything from us, because we know very well what Satan’s plans are." (2 Corinthians 2:11) The great apostle was fully aware he needed secret, inside information about the devi'ls plans, and he knew where he could get it: from the Holy Spirit alone. 

 

The Japanese Empire was defeated by the use of secret, inside information. Like the codebreakers of World War II, knowledge is available to us that is unknown to the rest of the world. If we will spend time praying in the spirit and listen to what the Spirit of God says, we too will gain access to secret information about Satan's plans, plots, and purposes, Forearmed with this information, we know that "though we live in the world, we do not wage war as the world does. The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds." (2 Corinthians 10:3-4) God empowers us to win, and imparts His supérnatural ability to us through the Holy Spirit. "But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you;" (Acts 1:8) Secret information is only as far away as your next prayer connection with God. Use it for His Glory today!

 

Pastor Ramon

 

 

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Feb. 14, 2018

Too Much Information

Too Much Information 
Technology Jokes
 

"Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?"
"No sir, it's Google's Pizza."

"Did I dial the wrong number?
"No sir, Google bought the pizza store."

"Oh, alright then. I’d like to place an order please."
"Okay sir, do you want the usual?"

"The usual? You know what my usual is?"
"According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust."

"Okay, that’s what I want this time too."
"May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?"

"No, I hate vegetables."
"But your cholesterol is not good."

"How do you know?"
"Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years."

"You know what, I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and everyone else having all my information! I'm going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me!"

"I understand sir. But you may want to renew your passport... it expired 5 weeks ago."

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Feb. 14, 2018

Late Appointment

Late Appointment
Doctor Jokes
 

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."

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Feb. 14, 2018

Sheriff Doesn't Want Marriage

Sheriff Doesn't Want Marriage 
The Sheriff's girl friend constantly asked the Sheriff to get married.  


Girl: Please, marry me?
Sheriff: I can't. I have to go catch the bank robbers.

Girl: Please, marry me?
Sheriff: I can't. I have to go catch the rustlers.

Girl: Please, let's get married?
Sheriff: I can't I have to go catch those who held up the train.

Moral of the story: Some men would rather fight outlaws than in-laws!

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Feb. 14, 2018

Tips for your children

The Tip of The Day from Tips for Your Children

Always do your best, and forget the rest. When things go wrong, just remember this to shall pass.

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Feb. 14, 2018

Hats off to you

Hats Off To You
 

A father and his 9 year old son were at the nearby bowling alley.

"Hey dad, why is that man wearing that weird looking hat while he's bowling?" his son blurted out.

"Oh that's normal son" he answered. "That hat is called a bowler."

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Feb. 14, 2018

Do it now

The Tip of The Day from Do It Now

Make “someday” happen today. Use the good china tonight. Wear the good jacket to the market. Wear your good cologne every day.

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