Morning March
Military Jokes I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek.
An hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered …
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Life As It Is
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View MoreYour Mother Insulted Me
Marriage Jokes
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me."
"My mother!" he exclaimed. "Did she call you?"
"No, but a letter came for you this morning and …
Bless Your Little Heart
Family Jokes
Submitted by Baum
The teacher asks Suzy where her nose is, and Suzy points to it. Next, she asks Freddy where his ears are, and he points to them. Then she asked little johnny where his heart is, johnny points to his behind …
View MoreName of That Restaurant
Elderly Jokes
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was …
View MoreI'm Not From This Area
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by moeketsi
Two idiots were standing looking at the sun. They were arguing. One said it was the sun while the other one said it was the moon.
A third guy happened to walk by. They asked him, "What is that …
Compact On the Sidewalk
Misc Jokes
Submitted by HENNE
Carol and Patty were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
Patty said, "Let me …
Left Turn Indicator
Elderly Jokes On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tiplight. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you …
What's for Dinner?
Marriage Jokes
Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I …
Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, "How come you aren't married?"
John replies, "I haven't found the right woman yet."
"So what are you looking for?"
"Oh, she's got to be real pretty, a good cook …